"There's no right way or wrong way, you just have to live"
"50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him the grapefruit soda. And then 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda…He looks at the waiter and says, “Why isn’t this purple?” And it took me a few seconds, and then I realized, “Oh my god, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!”… I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to SHUT UP right now ‘cause a waiter’s about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is."
Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via modernmethadone)

(Source: gooddialogue)

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    ommmmmmgggg damn you aziz
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    Letterman last night,
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    Letterman last night,
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